Past Winners
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Why can’t you walk downstairs to get your tacos like a normal person?
- Michael James DiPasquale
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He must be a new guy.
- Michael James DiPasquale
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So I just walked by with my tail in the air and sat in front of the fish tank all day.
- Michael James DiPasquale
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And we’ve thrown in new tires and a free undercoat.
- Michael James DiPasquale
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It’s like drinking a shag carpet.
- Michael James DiPasquale
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I’m Missy Zorba. The madam ran off and joined the circus.
- Michael James DiPasquale
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Just because you can do it, doesn’t mean my mother will be sleeping up there!
- Michael James DiPasquale
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I’m swapping my pot of gold for bitcoins.
- Michael James DiPasquale
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My daddy is not a stay at home mom. He works nights!
- Michael James DiPasquale
Art by Uncle Bob