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HumorQ Member Agreement - The following provide the best we could come up with for HumorQ, “Cartoon Caption Contest” rules. These rules apply to each contest. 1.The HumorQ database is provided for use by members and member groups to become aware of and monitor their sense of humor as it compares to other members in the database. Scores are non negotiable, and we’re sorry if you’re not funny. 2. Rights of Termination. You may delete your membership at any time, and we may delete you also if we think you are demonstrating behaviors that will negatively impact the HumorQ member community. So no nasty language or tasteless humor. If we notice you submit the word ‘fart’ in all your captions we may not like that either. Just have some class. If you are unable to delete your account through our admin page, please send us an email from your member email account, and we will delete it for you. 3. In Addition, we reserve the right to terminate members for violations of the following conditions: Members cannot give their usernames and memberships to others - Members will not post materials that violate the rights of others including rights of privacy, intellectual property rights such as copyrights, trademarks and the like - Members will not use the site to post commercial or “spam” messages. Members will not interfere with the use of the site by others, whether by technical or other means. Memberd will play a minimum of once per week or incur a 10% humorq score dormancy penalty. Members must make every attempt to remain anonymous so as not to enable selectivity beyond the comic virtue of their caption. In other words writing ‘Go Longhorns’ or ‘It’s me Billy Stokes’ after your caption will not be permitted 4. We maintain the right to remove any submission. We will attempt to disallow submission of offensive captions, but cannot guarantee that all offensive material will be removed 5. HumorQ reserves the right to publish your user name and captions on our website and virtually anywhere. We will not distribute or publish any other values you provided in your member profile. Your individual information including your email address will never be distributed under any circumstances. Let’s say someone offered us Steak Oscar, you know the lobster tail covered by a juicy tender filet mignon and topped with béarnaise sauce with precisely cooked asparagus on the side, in exchange for your email address. We would say no… simple as that. We do reserve the right to publish conclusions based on values within that profile, such as to use the data to determine the funniest sex, religion, and age groups. 6. HumorQ is a computer application and as such may not always function correctly. We will make efforts to protect against it, but we cannot guarantee that your caption(s) will not be lost, and we cannot guarantee that your humorq score will always be correctly calculated. 7. As a member you have the right at any time to contact Bob@humorq.com to terminate your account, to report web site abuse of any kind, or for any other comments or complaints.	We welcome member agreement suggestions here.
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